Damien’s Bedtime: “Last night Godzilla…”

“LAST NIGHT GODZILLA CAME TO OUR HOUSE AND NEARLY SMASHED DADDY’S CRAPPY CAR!”



“SEE?”

“THEN HE TOOK A GIANT POOP THAT SLID DOWN OUR STEPS AND PAST OUR HOUSE…”

“…THROUGH OUR YARD…”

“THEN IT TUMBLED OVER THE NEW CLIFF BEHIND OUR HOUSE TOWARD THE NEIGHBOR’S HOUSE DOWN THERE. YAY!”

The End

by

Damien Drax

Next: GALACTUS VS MEPHISTO!

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2 Comments

  1. Based on the forensics, I think the villain is clearly Hedorah, not Godzilla.

  2. The kid’s got potential.


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